Animal-Themed FAQs
Why don’t penguins wear sunglasses?
Because the sun is too polite in Antarctica.
Can I train a goldfish to walk on a leash?
Only if it’s a water leash.
Do squirrels ever regret hiding too many nuts?
Yes, especially during existential crises.
Why don’t spiders wear shoes?
They can’t decide which pair to use for all eight legs.
Can I milk an ant?
Sure, if you can find a very tiny bucket.
