Food-Themed FAQs
Can spaghetti be used as a Wi-Fi antenna?
Only if it’s cooked al dente.
Why does toast always land butter-side down?
Because gravity loves chaos.
If I eat a watermelon seed, will it grow inside me?
Yes, and you might sprout leaves from your ears.
Can I fry an egg on a laptop?
Yes, but warranty coverage may vary.
Is cereal a soup?
Only if you use broth instead of milk.