Philosophical-Themed FAQs
What’s the sound of one hand clapping?
Like a very sad wave.
If a tree falls in a forest, does it send a text?
Only if it has unlimited data.
Can I borrow time from tomorrow?
Yes, but interest rates are high.
Why don’t clouds fall from the sky?
They signed an anti-gravity agreement.
Do mirrors get tired of reflecting?
Only when they see too much drama.
