Space-Themed FAQs

Do astronauts pack sandwiches for space?

Yes, but they have to be vacuum-sealed.

Can I lasso the moon?

Only if you have a really long rope.

Why doesn’t the sun have a nightlight?

It’s not afraid of the dark.

Can I own a star?

Sure, but good luck with the property tax.

Is the moon lactose intolerant?

Yes, that’s why it’s made of dairy-free cheese.