Technology-Themed FAQs
Why won’t my toaster connect to Bluetooth?
Try updating its breadware.
Can I use my microwave to charge my phone?
Absolutely not, unless you enjoy explosions.
How do I reset the internet?
Unplug the Earth and plug it back in.
Will deleting cookies stop me from craving snacks?
No, but it might confuse your browser.
Can I print money with my 3D printer?
Only if it’s Monopoly money.
